Limbaugh Gags on Dildo To Prove He'll Suck Any Advertisor Needing Sucked

His Bloatedness proved yet again that he is and never has been anything more than a simpering whiny bitch exploiting his and America's psychoses for gelt, by apologizing that he lied when calling somebody's daughter a whore. Claiming that he's really just a bad stand-up comedian pandering to a demographic and otherwise having no principles, the festering pile of animated ass effluent proved his point by making himself gag and vomit on a dildo, to the nauseated enjoyment of advertisers he met with on Saturday to recoup their sponsorship. "I had already decided to re-book my ads with him" said the art-film producer-director-actor Max Hardcore, "but when he took that vomit encrusted rubber dick and shoved it up his asshole, well, I doubled my budget for him. You just cannot get a better freak show than one made by fat white inbred crackers from Missouri. Jesus, those are some sick people....."

American Pussies

Oh, yeah, I forgot. Once upon a time in America, some fat fuck-head calls your sister (or mother or daughter or...) a whore, when she ain't, then you and blood relatives and friends go, and beat his bloated lying fat ass till dead, if needed, to make the fucking point.

But Rush Limbaugh walks amongst us. Pussies.

This is what is wrong with us.

It's Good that Sometimes, Bad Things Still Do Happen To Bad People

Breitbart is dead. Much too late, but I am only so good at voo-doo. Limbaugh is next. The bloated carcass has fucked enough whores to know the difference between buying a trojan and paying for a place to use it, but it's not like it's the only reason he deserves a slow and painful and miserable death. Then comes that anorexic cunt Charon. The more dead bad people, the better.

Yeah, I may still chime in on occasion. I got to admit, the fact that this blog had pretty accurately pegged Herman The Pizza Boy as an uppity Negro with a white-woman problem before anybody else had, yet nobody said "Damn, that foul mouthed commie at the HarpoMarxistBrigade sorta had that Pizza Boy pegged for being an uppity Negro with a white-woman problem" was just sort of rude...

The Philosopher Kings

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1219832/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdn3O6aaMNc

Hasta la vista.

Jerry Sandusky endorses Herman Cain

Well, why not?

My writing nothing the past few weeks is not for my being oblivious, but only again the usual doubt that any of this matters. What matters, for all the practical reasons which turn most of us into stoops and drones, is being unemployed for a year. I now juggle three bands - which seem to rehearse all the time - plus the three or four that have me on their back-up list, and between them all, I have 3, maybe 5 gigs a month... a third as much as I worked back when asset bubbles fueled demand yada yada blah blah - you see an economist, you kick the shit out of him for me, will ya?

But I cannot be selfish - and worry just about my problems - all the time. Besides, I have enemies, and they need to be irritated. Sure, maybe I could find a job in this town if I did not regularly without anonymity tell movers and shakers they are culpable fucks - when they are not duplicitous, or morons. Never did finish those Dale Carnegie courses ...

And fortunately, an exchange with Zorrowitz - one of my readers who remains unnamed as a follower but regularly emails me on matters of interest - did give me the impetus to say something about our most recent instantiations of our pornographic zeitgeist:

"The virtue of being a cynic, such as I am, is that there's nothing about this that surprises me. College football is a corporate enterprise, and the personalities that thrive in corporate enterprises are not contrarian. They are personalities opposite to whistle blowers - and are often as not blowing somebody, as well ...

Stories such as these vindicate my mean spirited disrespect of most things respected in America .... "